VIDEO: HOW TO MAKE A VOLVO 740 INTERESTING

Fancy seeing a trio of precision-drifted Volvo 740s on virgin snow? Of course you do...

This deeply, deeply awesome video proves that even a 1980s Volvo can be made to look cool given the right set of circumstances. And possibly that Volvo's marketing bods were doing a lot of drugs back then.

But the video itself is most confusing: why are the 740s chasing a middle-aged man in a 244? Why do they hunt in packs? And at what point does the 240 go from being chased to doing the chasing?

Frankly, we can't really work it out. All we know is that you can forget Climb Dance: from now on the lovely 1980s helmswomen of 'Snorace' are the yardstick by which we measure car control at PH...